I had someone call me out on not following them at a recent function and I was all WTF?

LMAO. Seriously.

i'm a bitch and totally selective about it

seriously? Oy. Now if they were a friend, I would give them shit in a joking way. But otherwise? I'm just surprised when someone wants to...

follow.

I follow people because I find them interesting. Sometime someone I follow will get all chatty and I'll drop 'em & pick them up again later.

OMG. You're not following me? My life is now OVER. Do you understand? OOOOOVVVVERRRR!

I wanna know who this was directed at. I'm THAT nosy.

I don't get email notifications very often and it takes forever to check who I am following and not. I hope you told them to bite you.