it's all about the Benjamins, baby.

the general concept of sin taxes ... but hates paying them.

Moon Dough.

A wise penguin once said: "Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk." Boy, are my arms tired.

just finished celebrating the fifth family December birthday. (Our coat of arms says: "Don't bother us during the month of March.")

OK, here we go: Heat Miser or Snow Miser?

just heard one of the elves on "The Polar Express" say,"Are they meshuggeneh?" Um, I thought this was a Christmas movie. What gives?

accepted the fact that we've lost not only the battle but the war. No worries.

Sunrise is a lot more enjoyable when you're not fighting it.

finally accepted that Wikipedia is a legitimate source of info. Although it's a great place to start, it's the last place to stop.