I ask Sweetcheeks: "Should we have more kids in the family?" Sweetcheeks answers: "No. This is enough." Huh.

the choices for Tuesday: a punk who openly thanked his drug dealer in his yearbook or a cyborg who believes his body is occupied by a spirit being trying to get back to Heaven. Go third party!

It's official: The English are stranger than the Japanese.

if you can't get into it fully, then don't get into it at all.

Jimmy Cliff on Letterman. Awesome.

hey, it's me again. I know, I know. I'll make it quick: Please stop using the word "fail" as a noun. Immediately.

Is it anti-American to root against Manchild Phelps, or just anti-drug???

Lesson of the day: Don't take for granted the rambling observations of your pre-schooler. Those ramblings may be repetitive

was looking for a western or war movie to kick off the holiday viewing this a.m. but found "Gidget Goes Hawaiian" instead. I can dig it.

get crazy with the cheez whiz...