a problem: I'm in love with pizza.

just had a fire drill at work. I walked up six flights of stairs. I'm winded. That's not good.

not learned his lesson after eating two full bags of flamin' hot Cheetos in two days. But it's a good burn.

Martha or Oprah?

what’s up with all the ugly child actors these days?

feeling contrite. For the next half hour I will be taking any and all apology requests.

always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

can't get enough of Sly & the Family Stone on this chilly, rainy Saturday.

just found out that if you tell enough people that you are an expert at something, eventually they believe it to be true.

since when did Betty White think she's the next William Shatner?