Stop whining Strider, you're such a 8a8y.

If Dave goes to jail, I'm keeping his apartment.

Hey Strider. We need to talk.

I hope he chokes on his own Vomit.

Yummm Japanese ChocoBalls - Japanese Commercial uhmmmmmm? What is wrong with you humans?

Wow Strider was so cold to me today. Like his precious 8oyfriend kissing me was all my fault, I'm sure.

8ye losers.

Not that anyone really CARES or anything, 8ut I'm getting off.

This is stupid,

I can handle it all on my own, I wasn't the captain for nothing right?