tinyurl.com/5mgvdo The "Shoe Incident"

We hope the lump of coal in the stocking threat works on 2 levels: you’ll get no presents and what you do get will destroy the environment.

"Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." okay, I am in the Christmas spirit now.

I think our society really went downhill when we started showing explicit shots of vomiting on TV.

i don't *get* the combo of monkey + subway commercials. um. what????

30 ways to die of electrocution www.flickr.com/photos/br...

www.menshealth.com/mhlis...

listening to some Grateful Dead archives. <in heaven>

chilling w the peeps!

I dare to dream of a world where my daughter asks, "Daddy, what's a 'Rob Schneider vehicle?'"