If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'
A friend is someone you tell your stories to, a best friend was in all those stories.
True friends don't get offended when you call them bad names, they smile and call you something more offensive
Facebook is my friend, Youtube is my voice, Google is my brain, and Twitter is my heart.
If you want to be together with her, you have TO-GET-HER (;