Religion stuff I guess? Nothing bad

Listening to Master of the House for the first time in, like, a year
And I forgot how good this song is
And so very appropriate for the Stan Profile

all caps, excited

I hate that it’s called Meaty

“Where got’st thou that goose look?”
“There is ten thousand—“
“Geese, villain?”
“Soldiers, sir.”

I love Shakespeare
This is beautiful

way too early in the morning to be receiving an email from tumblr with this art

A) how does one draw muscles
B) how does one draw a hand with only three fingers
C) what is a facial expression
D) literally what does an elbow look like

I am now the proud owner of a pair of Clark Griswold earrings

genuinely what on earth is this

I just found the Wikipedia page for Festivus and it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read
This is my favorite holiday ever