Listening to Hinder and reading a time travel novel equals zero cool factor

Really, Arizona? Your close-mindedness makes me sad.

needs a pedicure. Badly.

Is hungry and lazy. Why won't dinner just materialize? I blame the French.

Is NOT getting sick. Got that, Universe?

Halloween in so. Cal. Means having to guess who is wearing a costume and who just look like that

4 day work week = BAD ASS

~ new office is hot and the fan is so loud I can't hear the radio. Damn it. Why must every silver cloud have a black lining?

~ big new office and a phone system that's incomprehensible and unmanageable. Hooray Wednesday!

Me- what happened to your room? M- uh, extremely destructive elves?