Second best part of single life? Pajamas at 4pm

a permawedgie as a cosmic punishment for not doing laundry.

dear monday morning, go away.

~At least it wasn't a literal bus.

When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail.

bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning! Wait that sounds wrong. And dirty. Just bright eyed then.

~ curiously, my office trash smells like sour cream and onion potato chips.

Friday, Pay Day and Free Lunch? Be still my heart!

WICKED GLAD it's Friday!

Ate ice cream for dinner. Single hood is awesome!