a single girl for the next 11 days! PARTY TIME!

OH SURE. MOCK ME. I would break up with you if I didn't need you so much.

why won't you ping my twitter, Ping? Why? I don't like to twitter myself. That's what I have YOU for.

I spilled my lunch down my shirt. And I have a headache. And I have 2 1/2 hrs left of work. Today is covered in LAME SAUCE.

offically changing my name to "Sweetie"

~ Dear Crabby Pharmacy Lady, unwashed hair and 3" roots is Tres Brittney.

~ Monday, you're a cruel bitch mother.

easily annoyed today. Is it too early to start drinking? Good, I thought not.

the way my jeans pucker make it look like I've got junk places besides my trunk. I'm hot for a psuedo-tranny though, right?

an honorary Southern Belle! Woot!