almost late to work, forgot to lint roll, look like I haven't shaved my legs in, oh, EVAH. Super hot. At least my shoes are cute.

ate cupcakes and ice cream for dinner last night! Yay, adulthood!

to know why nachos have yet to magically apear despite my expert whining skills

tried to take a picture of my swollen purple toe for y'all but it was too gross. words I bet you never thought I'd say.

soon be a winner if the robot gypsie is to be believed.

found some kitty ears while cleaning, put them on, forgot about them & wore them to the store. DORK.

~ raise you hand if you want to come over and clean my house! There MAY be cookies! Anyone? Buehler?

~ I HATE waiting for things I know are going to suck to happen. Now I know what Cassandra must have felt like. No wonder she was depressed.

~ "you can't just have half a revolution" - Emerson Cobb

~ why are ugly shoes the most comfortable?