~ you know it's fall in Phoenix when the water from the cold tap no longer comes out scalding hot.

~ I'm pretty sure the pigeon's living in the walls here are evil and plotting my murder. So when they succeed, know I loved you all.

wearing a shirt she bought in highschool. Pretty sure that's how you know it's time to do laundry.

someone should invent a drug that puts you to sleep at age 10 and wakes you fully matured at 21

~ the sound of pigeon's cooing totally freaks me out.

to know why the Naked Archeologist is always wearing clothes. What a rip off.

~ on the side of the Lysol wipes "Not a baby wipe!"

wtf? do I smell? Hubby gone, kid ditching me...ran all my errands. nothing to do but clean....hahahah. Just kidding. Not gonna happen!

4 thrift stores & not one olf fashioned apron. WTF?

just got a faxed generic resume from someone who claimes to be a "Wall Street Savvy Financial Executive". Um. No. No, thank you.