A neighbor said to me, "Keith, you look tired."

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -George Carlin

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

I wish I could just rip out my heart and hand it to someone. They already have it.. but they can't comprehend what they have.

Into every life some rain must fall - usually when your car windows are down.

spending the morning at home.. then taking grandfather to an appt. this afternoon. What fun.

Too much spare time..

heading to Myrtle Beach for the week. Really need the holiday but have stuff that needs to be done here as well.