everyone to know that my 30th birthday was UBER

if optimism is the only reason that people die with a smile on their faces...

met up with Moon & Mustard... they are UBER... you dont know.... how can that be.... UBER I SAY.... UBER!!!!

what do you do when someone likes you with the same devotion in which you like someone else, but they happen to be friends??? and both know

trying to destroy people.... it provides me with something to do, but no real satisfaction.

SORE!!! 200 pull-ups have ripped me apart... and i'm gonna do it again, and again, and again.....

Fingers... Check! Toes... Check! Whew, another successful new year!

the only reason i have so many fans is that i look good in a Tux!!!

waking up sucks

its the tux that attracts the fans... i now have 162... GO ME!!!