Broke my keyboard, then fixed it. FTW?

I forgot how much I love Erica.

Maids don't get eyes LOLZ. Now clean her up.

MAGIC BULLET FTW.

I've stopped being pissed, and have now reached 'doesn't give a shit.'

Oh god, Marianas face. XD

Listening to my parents rant about how old they feel because I'm 18. XD

Christopher Walken/John Travolta LOLOTP.

Hey guys, I can hear you hitting on my girlfriend. XD She is obviously not interested.

She's still asleep gah. I want her home and not in my house.