Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so its a win-win situation.

If I had a good singing voice I would literally never stop singing.

That awkward moment when you were pretending to listen and now you realize a response is required.

I let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because I don’t want the person to know I'm ignoring them.

I wish my phone never ran out of battery and my fridge never ran out of food.

Summer = Sleep all day, stay up all night.

The awkward moment when you realize that every house has a particular smell, but you can’t smell the one at your house.

My maturity level depends on who I'm with.

What the heck does the "z" in "LOLZ" mean.... "Laugh Out Loud.... Zebras?

I swear if that one teacher asks me if I'm happy to be back from break I will throw a stapler at her.