Just got a letter from Ringling showing me how much money I'll be getting a year.. I'm almost going on a full ride!!!!!!

If my cousin comments on my instagram post about me posting my horoscope I swear I'm going to flip shit. YOLO.

Guyssss my birthday is in one week! I'll be able to hit up Razzles like every day!

I just ate an onion bagel and I kept saying out loud "did someone eat an onion bagel?" maybe that's why I'm single

Snooki's due date is estimated to be on December 21, 2012. haha

I always have the best pick up lines ever.