TWO IN A ROW

I’m so glad I’m not a millennial

I played the game of life with friends tonight and it felt like 1950s propaganda

I ask websites to remember me but some never do

HAPPY ST PATTYS 🍀

creamron microwaves glizzies

i hate how pringles coats their chips in cocaine

this lil bastard threw up next to me and then just climbed back onto the top of the couch

plurking like there's no tomorrow

RISE AND GRIND