cheap cars on facebook marketplace have reasonable prices and then their descriptions say shit like "no engine"

POOP ON COMPANY TIME 🗣️🗣️🗣️

for half a year, I doubted him that these were actually called Reusable Paperless Paper Towels...

“I’m having period pain in my back and I’m not even on my period.”

World Market haul

this pic goes hard

I wonder how many trillions of times the vine boom sound effect has been played

I remember when I was 10 and my dad got mad at me for recording Pokemon on the TiVo, which aired at the same time as the nightly news (so it wouldn’t record it). Tbh Pokemon’s way better tho

Creep by Radiohead is playing at the local donut shop

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