i'm back... twitter sucks. haikus in a bit

Today I would like to observe a moment of silence for all the innocent brain cells that lost their lives over the weekend.

brain cells have dried up // and everything now's a blur // beer must be flowing //

files never ending // i've a lot of work to do // and so it begins //

missed the train again // and i'm not pleased about it // don't wanna be late //

what we're discussing // prOn and world domination // it's not safe for work //

work week has started // i await saturday's dawn // and relish freedom //

miss beautiful girl // how can i get your number? // i should stop dreaming //

here i go again // with my controller in hand // oh when will i sleep? //

it's 575 // that is the name of the game // are you feeling me? //