Remain indoors. Stay away from Windows. Report suspicious activity. At that point wouldn't you be screwed?

The post on my wall wasn't from me. I have an iPad 2. I haven't been on Facebook in almost two weeks. Another win for Facebook security.

Ship a package around the world in 2 days but can't update their computer systems so that the tracking # in the email actually shows up. Meh

It's pretty toasty outside today. Drink plenty of fluids to stay hydrated.

How does the service industry stay in business? Supposed to be here between 11am and 3pm. They just showed up.

I'm the 14th image returned when you search for "Blacksburg Rescue" on Google. Famous or notorious?

I'm a big white cloud. Apparently.

Just got off the Intimidator at Carowinds, pretty cool. Going to do the backwards, upside down one next. pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

The fresh pork bones in the back of my car are making my mouth water. :/

At the bank getting my debit card replaced. Thanks Sony. :/