HORTSIEA ARE ABOUT TO GET A RUNNING

LACTOSE GAMER DRINK CUP OF MILK FOR THE LOLS !!!!!

Getting sick before my birthday? WRONG. My body’s adjusting to become a squid person, God’s special present just for me !!

WHY IS SNOT COMICALLY GREEN WITH BLOOD? Little green men stabbing my wittle nosey !!

MAYBE I AM OUIOUI PILLED, WHAT ABOUT IT?

SUCKLET BITE AND MAKE SPIT PURPLE GOO !!

“OuiOui walked down the endless yellow and long long road as if OuiOui were drowning.”

Keep my toenails in a Ginger Ale can !!

I kin birthday cake mess plate !!

Hang nails are a permanent treat !! Bao Bao