BOY: PWEDE BA MANLIGAW?
GIRL: HINDI!
BOY: WAAAAAH! PANO YUN? TAYO AGAD? BILIS NAMAN?!

goodnight

"Dear Sleep, sorry I hated you when I was younger. I was too immature to understand true love. I savor every moment with you "

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.' Take the difference.

“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.”

It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye

'hindi porke't MAGANDA ka .. libre ka ng manlait sa iba'

Always believe in God. Because there are some questions that even Google can't answer.

Dear Pringles, when are you going to understand that I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness?

Buhay ko? Simple lang. Walang labis. Pero, IKAW ang kulang