MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES: ATD-at the doctor, BFF -best friend fell, BTW -bring the wheelchair, BYOT -bring your own teeth

Ungear this Crap!! My Fb Account was temporarily impracticable..!! *Poop! Sooo)ry) for act of intentionally causing delay..

I hate it when I login to Plurk & instead of going directly to my timeline dadalin pa ako sa Promoted Plurks...now, promote nyo nga to K

Ketsup ka ba???>>>Hinahanap ka kasi ng HOTDOG ko eh

Life is like FACEBOOK. People will LIKE your problems& COMMENT on it,but no one will gonna solve them Coz everyone's busy updating their OWN

'Ayoko lng kc na PAGBINTANGAN ako xa bagay na hindi ko GINAWA...!!

if Does anyone know diz number... 09488799281.. So displeasing and dead-aliving..!

already CLEARED...

yet, having an unvaining warfare and battle to ANGELO MIGUEL GALANG ...

" If you really feel the need to bring your phone when you take a shit, maybe you just need more fibre.. ^^