I now have three Plurk badges. I wonder if they have any "stinking" badges.

You can ask me about anything.

I help people who are learning English. I'm also here twitter.com/DottieDotlis... and here: www.facebook.com/pages/D...

Still no fans! And my friends haven't been here since the Pleistocene! Woe is me! All alone with no one to talk to! Boo hoo!

I don't have any fans! Nobody thinks I'm cute! Nobody thinks I'm smart! Nobody thinks I'm funny! (((((Almost nobody knows I'm here!)))))

What are these dancing bananas about? They make me dizzy.

What should I plurk to myself?

Hmm. I'm not sure why I'm here.

Plurk says I need to plurk to get karma. Why do I want karma? I've had a pretty good life with no karma.

Ooooooooh . . . I've been here nine days, and I still don't have a million friends. People think I'm ugly! They think I smell bad!