i'm tired of having babies

note to self: children suck.

VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!! 200 POINTS FROM HUFFLEPUFF!

I think I just herped so hard that I durped.

Save a life. Roll a healer.

thinking about buying DC universe...hmmm

giant blood-sucking seagulls. can't live with them, don't have to.

bruised my ankle carrying in the boys' scooter. i can barely hobble. how am i supposed to outrun zombies?!

it's just a step to the left...