Ah. When you mop the bathroom instead of doing literally anything on your urgently pending to do list.

I.....have so many questions about the person who wrote this list... Old Blogging Sites That We Thought were Gone - The B...

How the fuck do I lose the keys to a vehicle I JUST USED THEM TO UNLOCK?!??

[Pokémon Shining Pearl] THE TRAINER IS SO TEENY IMMA DIE.

dropitlikeitshod Inkpot Gods I need you to listen to this closely and tell me if it stabs you between the eyes with any particular emotions.

Sam Pope on TikTok I’ve only seen these in text form

Today doesn’t feel real.

Mario Party Superstars is fun as hell. That is all.

[O’ Fortuna] If I name all my side characters after mythological creatures, would it then be weird that my main is called Nathaniel?

Note to self: wearing a leather corset vest for ten hours during a job that requires a lot of bending is noooot the smartest idea in the world.