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gonzagayang
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Stay classy, never trashy.
gonzagayang
12 years ago
"Does February March...?" "No..., but April May."
gonzagayang
12 years ago
The awkward moment when you are on a bike and get hit by a car..... a parked car
gonzagayang
12 years ago
Have you ever wanted to ask a question but you didn't because you knew in your heart that you wouldn't be able to handle the answer?
gonzagayang
12 years ago
GRANDPA: "Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!" ME: "YOU go hide. I told her you were DEAD!"
gonzagayang
12 years ago
I ask Google the questions I'm too scared to ask other people.
gonzagayang
12 years ago
Emergency call: "911, What is your emergency?" "Two girls are fighting over me!" "So what's the problem sir?" "The ugly one is winning.."”
gonzagayang
12 years ago
Me: Ah, my hair is actually straight today! Rain: LOL, no it's not.
gonzagayang
12 years ago
Despite being the star of Jurassic Park, the T-Rex did not live in the Jurassic Period.
gonzagayang
12 years ago
Buying stuff at the store* CASHIER: "Are you buying all these?
" ME: "No, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."
gonzagayang
12 years ago
Never let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.
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