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gonzagayang
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Stay classy, never trashy.
gonzagayang
12 years ago
How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Suns mass
gonzagayang
12 years ago
Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
gonzagayang
12 years ago
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
gonzagayang
12 years ago
"Hey I finally got a girlfriend!" "This is an april fools joke right" "hmm..Yeah, how'd you know?" "Have you looked in the mirror?"
gonzagayang
12 years ago
3/4 of the people you will ever meet are hungering & thirsting for sympathy. Give it to them, & they will love you. -Dale Carnegie
gonzagayang
12 years ago
So, If you can't tell me, Why mention it?
gonzagayang
12 years ago
When you try telling someone something funny, but you can't stop laughing.
gonzagayang
12 years ago
My head says go to the gym, my heart says eat more ice cream.
gonzagayang
12 years ago
Clean your!̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅscreen.
gonzagayang
12 years ago
The man who does Mickey's voice, is married to the lady who does Minnie's voice in real life.
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