lowkey forgot plurk existed

I forgor 💀 plurk existed whoops

Me, sitting in the school bus, staring out the window: "I'm going to unleash Hell upon a poor, innocent toilet"

born to shit, forced to plurk

Welcome to the Hotel Plurkifornia

Everyday, I thank God for not making me a Nintendrone

just caught an absolutely devious lick 😈💯

anyone who likes my plurks automatically becomes my ploomf