"i can just eat you up": redefining the cliche... and edible art.

someone 'up there' jinxed me.

doing stuff is overrated. Take Hitler. He did a lot. But wouldn't you just wish that he woulda just stayed at home and gotten stoned?

in B&H and almost gave in to temptations of digital technology and the stupid salesmen smelled it like sharks smell blood. Freakin' naggers!

"I've been looking at you. Have you been looking at me?"

bamboozled by J. J. Katz's Semantic Theory. DIE LINGUISTS, DIE!

Steuben Parade Oktober naaaaaa

daydreaming about breaking waves and fiberglass.

pokemon meets jejemon

Snow angels or sand castles, which one's worth more?