there's an island where you can trap all jerks of the world. Oh wait, isn't that what Manhattan is for?

do a 30 Rock marathon in the People's Gay Public of Drugafornia...

anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?

Mozart and a pack of cigs = Junsy's tai chi.

dare to dial your number on this dude's phone?

published... homeward bound.

PIZZA right about now.

??? Ketchup Chips... the shit!

that's one off the Christmas wishlist. you mom