"wow, you're a really good stalker" is not a friggin' compliment, dumbdum!

work piled up. ka-ching!!$$$

knows now what they mean when they say that men think with their dicks.

SAN MIGUEL BEER. Nuff said.

if homework could get you drunk I'd gladly volunteer for extra credit.

On the first break of the week.

naiiyak sa inggit. drowning my head with

MyFace and Spacebook. FTW!

Capt. Awesome and Grimes =

where my passport went. TANGA mode!