(hair) So. Good news bad news. My hair is as soft as a baby's butt. Smooth and soft and somehow healthy. I have professional grade shampoo, conditioner, hair oil, and a hair mask to do in place of conditioner once a week.

bad news? $225 now, and another ~$200 to fix the color to what I want. And that appointment isn't til next week.

Uh, hey Amazon? Quick question. What the FUCK

I just destroyed my hair.

So my GF bought a shirt that didn't fit her. but it does fit me. and...???

Happy belated pan visibility day!

The small criminal had to go to the vet today and kept mean-mugging me the whole time.

(makeup) Ignore my whole-ass nose, but. The Child pallette works perfectly with this dress.

Me: Ooh. Emotional today. Fun.
Also me: I wanna play with my new makeup.

This may be a bad decision.

(makeup) MY COLOR POP ORDER IS HERE

(relationshit) (maybe the last time I'll use that tag)