Before I loved Peanuts, I loved Mafalda.

Baby Groot!!! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cqe4xL1UEAA7Mb-.jpg

The movie was crap, but I always love seeing these two together. Will Smith & Margot Robbie Insult Each Other | CONTA...

He's so abused.

Almost 20 years out and Affleck's speech to Damon toward the end of Good Will Hunting still gets me.

I see what you did there.

To quote the man: "I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!"

It took 3/4 of a bottle of Lysol and two rolls of paper towels to get the kitchen closet to "not completely disgusting." The people who lived in this place before me were gross.

After I pick up my niece from camp:
Niece: I've been vegetarian for six weeks here.
Me: Cool, I'll find a spot with vegetarian options for lunch.
Niece: Is there a Five Guys?

Yeah. I managed to kick ALL the ass today.