Trees in DC drop 100,000,000 pounds of leaves in the fall. Thanks Channel 4 News!
Found a third gray hair - damn! They're sneakin' up on me!
Campaign ads have been replaced by personal injury attorney ads. I think I liked the campaign ads better.
Judge Judy looks like she's had a lot of work done
Heard people telling incredibly racist jokes about Obama today. Was awful.
Was sick last night. Papa John's pizza with jalapenos is not my friend.
crying like a little girl, listening to Obama speak
Oh my God, I'm gettin' all teary-eyed now.
AAAHHH! Obama is projected as president!!! Wooohooo!