Keep looking up. There may be a rainbow waiting for you.
A smiling face doesn't always mean a smiling heart.
If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
We can now put the movie 2012 in the comedy section.
I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning.
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
You are so fake, even the China denied they made you.
Finally done with the photoshoot. Snack time.