if i had a dollar for everytime i wasnt allowed to like spiderman because a child said so, id have two dollars

i have a spiderman pin on my lanyard, a 6 year old said i wasnt allowed to like spiderman and i was close to arguing

dan da dan is so good, im making it my new personality

23 yippee

take me back when facebook games used to be a thing

riot ive done my time (jg) let me be free (support)

upped my water intake and now my head buzzes when no caffeine is present in my body HELP

oh no... im a caffeine junkie...

i hope the Uber eats drivers get the whole tip i give them. think the most i gave one driver was twenty bucks

how im trying to be