Lowkey wish that the people my mum compare to have like a quality that gets outed like; they ran from the cops once or punched an animal

dearest parents, why don’t you discard me execution style? one less child to worry about

there’s this one preppie that keeps looking at me and trying to talk to me and they’re so cute. like idk what ur saying in ur native language lil bro but 💯

ratatouille is such a charming movie. what do you mean I see a bad bitch try to shoot her mans only then to kiss him

watched the spermageddon trailer against my will while looking up spiderverse kms

how come the Napoleon ice cream never tastes like chocolate or vanilla. i only taste strawberry

didn’t talk to it at all and it calls me an idiot. like gtfo

had a dream that I birthed twin daughters but they were stillborn but like fossils? placeholder names were Dorothy and Jane???

always a sore loser but never sore

you fucks too funny