due to the credit crunch the silver lining on each cloud has been replaced with aluminium. sorry for any inconvenience

CAtz are cool because all they do is hiss when u shake thenmmm

thinks without nipples, breasts would be pointless

If someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown BUT only 4 muscles to extend yr arm & bitch-slap that mother@/?"er!

is sure glad they found that kid in the balloon. For a minute there, I thought Michael Jackson had ordered take-out from heaven.