[poss tmi] Okay stomach, food seems to be the last thing you want right now, but you're getting some anyway, so deal.

[rantlet] CREATIONISM =/= SCIENCE, FFS

More snow in mid-April? WEATHER, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN

[health] Urrgh. A cold is the last thing I need right now.

RP guilty pleasures!

1. Shake up my bottled frappucino, forgetting that I've already loosened the cap.

Prime omelet combo: shrimp, monterey jack cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes and spinach.

Ask me headcanon questions! Make them as awkward, salacious or awkwardly salacious as you like.

Is there anything you want to know about my characters?

[medical tmi] CAN'T SLEEP, IBS WILL EAT ME owowowowfuckow