people would learn that you don't need an apostrophe to make a word plural. One cat="Cat" More than one cat="Cats", not "Cat's".

the iced tea fairy would visit her desk right now.

there's not truth to the rumor that this is me: www.foxnews.com/story/0,...

are Twitter users dating Plurk on the rebound?

having a relapse of BonJovi-itis. "Shot thru the heart, and you're to blame..." There is no known cure, only symptom management.

"Will you go get me some breakfast?"

to go back to bed. First day back at work since vacation.

my karma has gone down. I knew something was wrong with me.

Plurk Plurk bo burk. Banana fanna fo furk.

so sad for the NBC staff covering Tim Russert's death.