Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

OT mode. Hehe.

can't access the comelec website.

Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.

Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!

Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.

"Release the Kraken!"

Clash of the Titans is absobloodylutely exceptional! I didn't know it's a remake of a movie in 1981.