Does this diaper make my bum look big? I just got told I gained a whole pound in the last week, that's 10% more body weight!

OMG I just lost a limb! I had this extra finger in the middle of my tummy but it turned black and fell off...

Today, Daddy was talking to Grandma about how I haven't really spat up before. So I puked on him

Today, mommy & daddy are taking me to see their friend and have some dinner. Will it be milk again??

The doctor told me I was removed from mommy's belly. How did I get in there? o.0

I had my first 'outing' today. I thought I had been having outings every day in my diaper...

Today, while getting my diaper changed, I peed all over myself. FML.

it seems that every time I take a long nap I wake up somewhere new. Now I am in a nice warm house with pictures on the wall.

Just met two really lovely people, I think they're called "Mommy" and "Daddy". I'd like to spend more time with them after I nap.

confused, this new room is much bigger than the old one. It's much brighter too... wow!