Scary movies don't freak me out.. It's my over-active imagination that scares the hell outta me!

I pretend I don't care but deep down I really still don't care

Missed calls: Dad (1) Sister (1) Brother (1) Mother (50) #KemudianHening

Those random moods when you just want to kill everyone for no apparent reason.

The ultimate authority must always rest with the individual's own reason and critical analysis.

Me: "I wanna go on a diet." Food: "LOL! No."

"Page 404 not found." But I wasn't even looking for page 404 -__-

I love it when I catch you looking at me, then you fart and look away.

I don't need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection

I wish weekends never end..