Often, we fall in love with the most unexpected person, at the most unexpected time.

Sometimes things have to change and maybe sometimes they're for the better.

"I'm almost there" = I haven't even left the house yet

I gave a fuck once. It was terrible.

Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.

That awkward moment when when someone who has hated you forever is suddenly nice to you, and you don’t know how to react.

Stop waiting for someone to change, they never will.

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing

Shower = The place of thoughts and decision making

It's nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.