John McCain to Sean Hannity in March 2008: "I do know Sen. Obama, he does not share those views." hellotxt.com/l/oZCf

Great news! The McCain camp has approved a list of newspapers and magazines Palin is allowed to say she reads! hellotxt.com/l/nBIa

Some fool slid a flyer for some crooked-ass politician under my door. He's got Obama all over it as if Obama knows or cares who he is.

Retweet afrobella Michelle Obama hair clips on Etsy! Love em! hellotxt.com/l/ZLS9

Rihanna mistaken for Prince by fans in London. Hahahahellotxt.com/l/08ZS

Sarah Palin Wrong about John McCain’s Bankruptcy and Mortgage Terms Position. hellotxt.com/l/p2mx

Is hair and makeup killing female rap careers? IMO, hell no! Sexist tripe is killing their careers hellotxt.com/l/4POT

Note to publicists: I hate press releases that scream *MEDIA ALERT!* Immediate deletion. End of story.

Palin may not be an albatross around McCain’s neck... but no longer is she the wind beneath his wings hellotxt.com/l/7ES5

Ellen Plays Matchmaker to Shemar Moore & Jennifer Aniston! hellotxt.com/l/pkZe