Turns out the tendons in my hands are fine. The swelling is nothing particularly dangerous. Not that anyone thought it was.

Had a surprisingly early finish to this morning's errands. Tempted to go back home and back to bed.

Shocked to discover that JeremyJHardy might possibly display a slight left wing bias in his comedy! #ClearlyNotPayingAttention.

Surprised by delivery of dumb stuff from Think Geek.

So, after my #HancocksHalfHour moment, finally having breakfast and, best of all, TEA!

Waiting to get a blood test. Really wish I'd been able to have breakfast. Or at least a cup of TEA!

I may have a problem with ordering stuff off the Internet. Way too much the past couple of days.

Sergey, if you're worried your mobile phone is emasculating, stop carrying it in your trouser pocket.

Dave Allen for Pope THIS time! Pope elevates Cardinals

The scary thing isn't how bad the panpipes playing is, but that people are buying the CDs. They can't actually carry a tune, people!