Someone hadn't told him the Kindle Paperwhite was now available in Australia. That got expensive...

I don't know who I hate more. The person who came up with "Network Shortcuts" or the developer who managed to screw up handling them.

It's the broken up bits of plastic novelty that really make this Kinder Surprise flavoured ice cream special.

The thing about hospitals, it isn't so much the waiting around, it's more sort of... Well, ok it is the waiting around mostly.

Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09Charlie Brooker from 2009 on school shootings and how the media deals with them.

Wake me when it's ok to suggest gun control might be a good idea again without being accused of politicising the current tragedy.

Also, suffering serious TEA! withdrawal. May have to venture...outside...to get some. shudder

Looking at job ads, and realising just how much I hate talking about myself.

So dental work in 30 degree heat with broken air conditioning...

OK, so I was wrong. Apple are offering discounts. Then what the feck was going on with the "Express Sales" table yesterday?