in other news, I got >180000 views on an easy Twitter joke and bailed.

there's this kid with a variant of autism that my autism doesn't like trying to steal my crows

robin hood rat trap music video tape deck hand sign here now showing face palm tree stand up town house fire fighter jet plane crash course work horse power train track marked man child seat cover crop dust storm drain pipe dream diverted circuit break down stream movie review contract disease outbreak containment protocol format changed mind control tower.

I've walked forty+ miles since yesterday and I'm still in the same spot

antipeanutallergy people are going NUTS on twitter

one of the twointhebush birds is also the early bird whocaughttheworm, who came up with snoozeyoulose

downloaded an atomic clock app (for [reasons]). weird to see that verizon time has fluctuated 4 seconds in the last 12 hours

the New York Times will realize how cool I am AmbleStride on Twitter

brain irl: should I say a thing on that reactivated deadletterbox of consciousness that pretty much just goes to Danny, or the other one that pretty much just goes to dr. Tony? Probably the latter, for the scientific purpose of creating beef with celebrities.

Chinese action-cam is too securely packaged.