I'm Henry the Eighth, Ninth, and Fourteenth

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Watch out for roving bands of genetically engineered turkeys wanting to drink your blood!

For Beatnik

I'm not as young as I used to be. No, really! It's true!

Things I have learned: computer problems suck. Jim Butcher is a nice guy. You people post a lot. *sings* Hot Pockets.

I have no idea what's going on, but if the cops ask, I'm pretty sure you're all accomplices.

Fevers suck. Getting over fevers, however, is pretty great

NANOWRIMO is coming up. Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here.

I'm not positive, but I think the toaster is plotting against me. One of the dangers of living with an ex-girlfriend, I guess.

You can only set so many things on fire before you run out of things to set on fire